NEW, NEW, NEW for 2006!!!!!!

hmmmm... methinks yesterday's post was not grandiose enough for the first post of the year. therefore, I now offer the following:

"DON'T JUST SIT THERE! get ready to be amazed by the "best blog of 2006"†! DON'T BE FOOLED by her first post of 2006! "Tha lorider" is going to pull out all the stops this year and "ROCK YOUR WORLD"® !!! DO NOT BE TAKEN IN by "imi-blogs"©: catchy phrases like "egg-nog" or "I am so pitiful" WASTE your VALUABLE BLOG-READING TIME! WHY NOT do yourself - and maybe a loved one, too! - a favor and subscribe to the blog america's sweetheart, Kenny G, calls "delicious!"۝ YOU TOO can "BE AN ANARCHIST!"₪ YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER!" ۩


†-source: Independent Rating Service
® - "ROCK YOUR WORLD" is registered by 1209 anarchists on 9 of Uranus' moons - including Umbriel and Titania!
© - "imi-blogs" is copyrighted by 1209 anarchists on the sea-floor
۝ - quote from Kenny G may refer to another topic
₪ - "BE AN ANARCHIST" is your new mantra
۩ - YOU ARE UNDER MY POWER