okay boys and girls, it's story time again. once again, this story will come in two segments, and you get to guess the ending if you like:
once upon a time, a cheese sandwich lived on the planet Mancreion. he had heard many rumors about the planet "Earth," but the idea that beings of higher intelligence would eat a fellow cheese sandwich seemed ludicrous. surely this was just an old rind's tale.
one day, he had the chance to go to Earth though, so he went. he got up early on a fryday, walked to the station, and paid the 17 cucumber fee. after a short wait in line, the sandwich climbed aboard the ship and prepared for suspended animation.....
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I'm glad the sandwich paid with cucumbers. As cucumbers should go nowhere near a good old fashioned cheese sandwich. Neither should pickle, onion, tomato, or anything else. A cheese sandwich should be a cheese sandwich. But can you ever buy a plain cheese sandwich in a bastard bakers? No you can't! Anyone else want to join my Campaign For Real PLAIN Sandwiches?
(Though I will bend the rules slightly for a cheese and ham sarnie).
no no no i must disagree! a cheese sarnie is only ever any good with lashings of Branstons in it!
No way!
Having said that...cheese on toast with worcester sauce on it. Mmm!
(Must be the real stuff Lea & Perrins, mind)
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