miércoles, mayo 24, 2006

and now, for something completely different.....

I've been doing some spring cleaning on the ol' bloggy, take a look around, and look for a few more updates on the sidebar in the coming weeks. meanwhile, I've been inspired to rip off by some other bloggers so the next few posts will be ripped off inspired.

I may be the last one to the party on this one, but
apparently, there is a fun and easy way to find out what your porn-star name would be. as I just saw the fascinating documentary on the most profitable movie of all time, Deep Throat this past weekend, I thought that this would be a very appropriate moment in time to discover my porn-star name....

here's how it works (I know you already know how to do this, anon!): you take your first pet's name for the first name and the street you grew up on for the last name. now, this is where it gets complicated. my doggy's name was actually alexandra, but we mostly called her sasha or alex. added to that, we moved a few times. so I actually have several options:

sasha green

sasha allen
alex walnut (nah, this sounds like a guy)
alexandra corinthian

..... and, probably the winner:

alexandra baring

ps - if you enjoyed this post, you are going to hell.

7 comentarios:

Unknown dijo...

Alex Walnut?! AH HA HA HA HA HA!

Mine is "DiDi Weatherbee." Makes me sound like a dirty librarian or something....

I knew a girl who's name was "Chipper Flatbush." That's the best one I've ever heard.

the lorider dijo...

"Didi Weatherbee" sounds like quite a dirty girl, indeed ;)

Anónimo dijo...

According to your formula, my porn star name would be Snowball Evaline. I dont know if that is a good descriptor for the studly sexual tornado that is Anonymous, but it might be a cool name for my band.

Anónimo dijo...

Also, I like all the talk about dirty librarians and nasty girls.
Please carry on everyone.

the lorider dijo...

hmmm... I don't know if snowball is a good (male) porn-star name, but I think it's a great nickname!!!

HAHAHA

Anónimo dijo...

HAHAHAHA

snowball? i'm not even touching that one....

The best porn star name out of all the combos of various pets/streets in my life thus far (there are TONS of both of these) is "Precious Palmer"

And for a more sophisticated possible expensive call girl/attache - "Simone Elmwood".

PS I'm going to hell

PPS Me and Faulkner and Hemmingway and Arthur Miller and Flannery O'Connor are going to sit around and drink mint julieps all day long. Then we'll write a collaborative effort and we'll be too busy being brilliant to even notice the heat.

the lorider dijo...

lols, Precious!

have fun downtown, heehee!