martes, diciembre 13, 2005

what the....?

UPDATE to the internet personals saga: a typical exchange.
(remember, I'm only sending messages to men who seem to
have some depth to their interests!)

me:
Hi there!
What kind of xxxxx and what kind of yoga?


him:
Do you have any other pictures?

(note that is a canned reponse so... bonus! he can be a pig without even going through the trouble of typing!!!!) I believe I'll be switching services when this contract runs out at the end of the month. apparently, other services have better features like a keyword search, and hopefully better guy members as well!


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men are weird

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12 comentarios:

Anónimo dijo...

Why dont you just try posting some pictures of yourself?

BTW - the one you are on has keyword search, location search, etc all.

the lorider dijo...

NO IT DOESN'T!

there's no key word search as I already told you! (hahaha wouldn't it be funny if you really were some random anonymous guy??!!!! and I BLASTED YOU????!!!) and I already have it set to my location, that's not the prob.

dork.

and if you recall, I CAN'T POST ANYMORE PIX BECAUSE I DON'T HAVE ANY MORE, BECAUSE YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO TAKE SOMEMORE!!!!

Anónimo dijo...

1.) I just logged onto the site for 30 seconds, and found a keyword search option, dork.

2.) I took pictures of you already. Any of them would have been fine. You chose not to use them.

BTW - you can always use this option on your digicam called a "timer", and take pictures of yourself.

acw dijo...

Well, at least the guy was direct. A pig, but direct.

Anónimo dijo...

feminazi taking over my body. . .

F that guy. if that's his very first exchange with you, he's not worth the typing. he's lucky he didn't write that to me. i'd make him cry for his momma in 10 seconds flat and curse the day he ever joined that service.

whew.

i'm back. and i second that emotion.

and anonny's pics of you are good. we think you're being a teensy bit silly on that one.

Anónimo dijo...

and what the heck is xxxxxxx?!?
something dirty, i betcha

the lorider dijo...

alright- I'll go through those photos again, but I swear they're all angled down my shirt!!! ahem!!!! anonymous!!!!!!!

the lorider dijo...

ps- you're right acw. I'd rather get it straight from him now :)

Anónimo dijo...

Angled down your shirt?
Maybe thats because you decided to pose ON THE FLOOR?

Seriously, it's not like you have a 38DD rack exploding out of a tube top in the pictures!

Do you not understand that boobs bring great joy into the hearts of all men on Earth?

cookie monster dijo...

sod it lorider, u dont need a dating service, u can have me! ;)

the lorider dijo...

hmmm.. not that I'm not tempted, dear cookie, but... err...the logistics could be problematic....

(in man-speak: "tha loridr needs to get some more than, say, 1x per year, yo")

cookie monster dijo...

its ok, i know rejection when i see it!

ill just have to cry into my haagen dazs now eh?