miércoles, diciembre 07, 2005

yippeeeeee! california dreamin

yeah! I just finalized arrangements for my housing when I go out to cali this christmas! the people who own the house will be away so I'll have it to myself for $25 a night - way cheaper than any hotel and way nicer than most student hostels!!! and........

by the way, you will have internet, cable, and free U.S. long distance here. there's also a pool, tennis courts, and a hot tub in our complex (three houses away). they say the pool is heated, but unless you're really sturdy, you might not want to chance it. (I'm coming from Michigan, for chrissakes!) I think you will find that this is the perfect place for a retreat!

cripes, I don't even have cable at home. (I do have a little machine that hangs over the side of the tub and makes bubbles, though!) also it's walking distance to moonlight beach. I may just stay.....

you'll know for sure in Jan!

6 comentarios:

cookie monster dijo...

ohhhh, can i come too?

the lorider dijo...

lol... of course you're invited, cookie!!

cookie monster dijo...

mmmmm, california, home of rap music, gangs and hollywood!

Anónimo dijo...

ANONYMOUS'S TIPS FOR HAVING A GOOD CALIFORNIA "RETREAT".

Just keep in mind to NEVER drink from a large vat of Kool-Aid, no matter what Rev. Kelly says ok?

If he asks youto be his 32nd wife, THE ANSWER IS NO.

Any suspicious head shaving activities....NO!

Any solicitations for say, all of your worldly belongings and the contents of your bank accounts....THE ANSWER IS NO!

If they start making promises of travel to a different planet where every meal is served by Fressen and you can live in eternal yoga bliss with all your friends from the cult - i mean retreat - THE ANSWER IS NO.

Have fun and we will see you after the holidays, if they let you free!

the lorider dijo...

check:

never,
NO,
NO,
NO and
NO

got it. thanks anon you're such a smartie, imean "so smart".

Anónimo dijo...

Print it out and take it with you for reference. Feel free to make copies for others in the death cult, i mean retreat.
ok thanks!